parfaitblooded

- Two ninjas to reunite.
- Return of mafia hijinks.
- Less text in that one about drawing manga.
- Strawberry parfaits.
- Strawberry cakes.
- A free month of rent.
- Some help with the branch office.

Updated preferred methods of payment for aforementioned DVDs:

Cash money (price negotiable)
Manual labor
Candy bars
Chocolate Milk
Strawberry Milk
Sukonbu
Assorted Foodstuffs
Jump (Weekly Shonen, none of this Akamaru nonsense! I don't care if D.Gr*y-m*n's Hoshino is breaking her hiatus, a one shot is a one shot and lacks the soul of the original!)

Unaccepted Forms of Payment

Whining
Check/Credit (do we look technologically capable of handling either of those? Unless you just want to give us your card as payment, which we would not say no to)

Now go stand in the hall!!

Oi, Zura, Sakamoto.

Either of you got a camcorder and a computer thing I can use for a bit?

This city and I need to have a talk.

Gin-san, you see, is an adult! And sometimes adults need to handle their problems, usually by forgetting them for a while! I'm not proud, you know, but that's that anyway. And I'll admit, maybe it was easier when I was living with a freakishly strong alien girl in my futon closet, I mean, I'm the first to acknowledge that! But what's wrong with having a few after dinner! The point is, every time I have more than a couple of drinks, it seems the city feels the need to punish me in new and exciting ways.

In conclusion, I'd appreciate if, when I wake up in the morning, I'm not myself all smooth and hairless - what the heck did you mean, "shape me into your minion", Zura?! Next time you devolve to five years old I'm gonna tell you about that time during the war when we got drunk and Takasugi wanted to practice kissing!! - or seeing anything funny!

PS. Zura, I drank your birthday present.

[[The voice device clicks on with some assorted loud rattling - whoever's turned it on has probably done it accidentally, particularly as its activation is followed by several light snores and then a loud crash as what sounds like a line of cans tumbles to the floor.

The noise appears to wake the snorer, as there are several sleepy complaining grumbles and a good half minute of rustling before someone - a child - asks blearily,]]








...sensei??

Okay, you all ready? Put down your weekly jump and clean out your ears, I'm gonna say this one time and one time only!!

ODD JOBS GIN-CHAN - DESAI CITY BRANCH

or like, what, what is with that weird summation of a name? Somehow doesn't it feel like it's trying too hard? Like it was translated half-assedly by some foreigner running on a deadline, going on nothing but milk coffee and powdered doughnuts

IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS, STARTING TODAY

Yes, that's right, from today forward we are running a side business catering to tourists! These are the lows to which our economy has driven us! A man has to eat, you know!! When you're down and out, no matter how hard you look, there's no magical powerup! No shinigami's gonna give you half her powers! This is the world in which we live! It costs 100 yen for strawberry milk and 230 yen to buy Jump! It's a cruel and hard world, so it's best to grow up and get used to it, Oonishi-kun!!